Saturday, April 10, 2004 | 2:22 a.m.

friday five (.org) | april 09, 2004

1. What do you do for a living?
graphic design (well that's what i really do. however, i work as an office assistant part time so i can actually pay my bills.)

2. What do you like most about your job?
creative freedom (most of the time)

3. What do you like least about your job?
pressure. i don't mind seeming like a baby. i hate pressure.

4. When you have a bad day at work it's usually because _____...
of the above. pressure. pressure or some fickle moron.

5. What other career(s) are you interested in?
writing. i wouldn't mind being a writer, though i hear it's not nearly as glamourous as it sounds. perhaps a photographer.

Friday, April 02, 2004 | 3:36 a.m.

fade to blue. fade to black.

Thursday, April 01, 2004 | 10:49 a.m.

i'm really a trustfund kid. i have no money problems whatsoever. rent? i don't pay rent. i live in my parent's upper east side penthouse. i've never had to actually work a day in my life.

yeah. would be cool if i could say most of my life's a big ol' april fool's joke, eh.