Saturday, November 29, 2003 | 2:48 p.m.

talking about the michael jackson case with ross:
i just think he's foolish to put himself in that situation in the first place. but what? but nothing.

ross - but suppose hes an innocent freak who's life is given meaning thru his platonic rrelationships with kids?

then deal. deal with the fuckin consequences. because, guess what, mj ...this is the real world and in the real world, 40-something year old men don't share a bed with children. least of all those who aren't related to them. so deal. you're a big boy. maybe it's time to grow the fuck up. neverland, my ass.

Friday, November 28, 2003 | 9:40 a.m.

joel siegel is a corn ball.

Friday, November 28, 2003 | 1:05 a.m.

You are Fresh Mint. You are caring and friendly. You have a nurturing
personality and always help out a friend in
need. You are fairly outgoing, and always show
a friendly face. You truly care for other
people, and you show it. However, you may
neglect your own responsibilites or become over
involved in your friends' personal affairs. Most Compatible With: Orange

Which Tic-Tac Flavor Are You?
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Monday, November 24, 2003 | 10:43 p.m.

three great links i got from friends a while ago:
link: michael jacson prefers blondes?

link: cnn - participant at kkk initiation wounded
aaaahahahahaha.

link: cnn - male enlargement ads prompt spam rage
i can relate. i fuckin' hate spam. seriously.

Sunday, November 23, 2003 | 6:34 p.m.

peek-a-boo!

had her on my bed last night. she ended up crawling off the bed and waddling around on the floor, exploring until she got tired (and i picked her up) she gets really hyper and wants to sniff and nibble on damn near everything.


these were taken a while ago. i had her on my bed again but this time in a towel 'fort' with some food while i cleaned her cage.


more grain, buddeh!


hey! less picture-takin'. more grain-givin'!

Tuesday, November 18, 2003 | 11:22 p.m.

gotta make a run for it!

Tuesday, November 18, 2003 | 10:55 p.m.

i sort of miss my journal. i miss writing but lately i feel so stressed and just generally ...blah that i don't ...want to, i guess?

i want to. i don't want to.

it's fucked up. i'll start going back to the writing group soon enough. but it has to be a night gary doesn't have off.

i haven't been blogging much lately either. maybe i'll blog more and that'll get me to write more. i feel i'm holding too much in and i'll end up either throwing stuff or throwing myself in front of a train.
need out. need out now. fuck.

my lips are chapped a little. kissing in an hour will hurt.

Tuesday, November 18, 2003 | 10:34 p.m.

sarah mclachlan - fallen
ok ok so it's:

"...i have messed up better i should know"

and not:

"...i'm messed up bitter, irrational"

like i was singing this whole time. so sue me.

Saturday, November 08, 2003 | 10:02 p.m.

the cutest ball of fur ever

Saturday, November 08, 2003 | 9:58 p.m.

my friend scott sent this to me a while back. forgot to post it.

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. That's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.

Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good.

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: What's the secret to healthy eating?
A: Thicker gravy.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . . . Cocoa beans . .. another vegetable!!! "It's the best feel good food around!" Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. Have a cookie . . flour is a veggie!

One more thing "When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and the salt."