Wednesday, May 28, 2003 | 8:00 p.m.

link: tuss online - 9/11 widow

hahaha damn. the caption under the picture. priceless.

Saturday, May 24, 2003 | 3:29 p.m.

I wear and do what I like. Stuff fashion and your scary pop music.

Which flock do you follow?
this quiz was made by alanna

Friday, May 23, 2003 | 11:58 p.m.

haiku:

creal crunch crunch
wet and dark on window
feels like britain

Friday, May 23, 2003 | 4:51 p.m.

friday five (.org) | may 23, 2003

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use?
aquafresh or crest.

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer?
cottonelle (though i hear baby wipes are the rave).

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear?
i have more sketchers than any other brand. kenneth cole and new balance.

4. What brand of soda do you drink?
sprite or canada dry ginger ale.

5. What brand of gum do you chew?
trident.

Thursday, May 22, 2003 | 12:59 a.m.

Until we impeach Bush & get rid of this evil
< SelectedNotElected > 05/21 21:47:47

MOTHER FUCKEREST OF ALL PRESIDENT good fucking luck with economy and unemployment. The only way this fucking unapologetic racist moron and his fucking stupid father know how to run a country is by way of war!

Thanks you mother fucking republicans for the mess you made. Bush was selected NOT elected.  

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Saturday, May 17, 2003 | 12:45 a.m.

bad > good > woo! > ugh >blah > *sigh* > kill me!

....my day. in that order.

Thursday, May 15, 2003 | 8:10 a.m.

link: page papabite

french condom?

Saturday, May 10, 2003 | 10:58 p.m.

friday five (.org) | may 9, 2003

1. Would you consider yourself an organized person? Why or why not?
yes, i'm organized. why? *rosy from the jetsons* "a place for everything and everything in its place."

2. Do you keep some type of planner, organizer, calendar, etc. with you, and do you use it regularly?
i have a palm pilot.

3. Would you say that your desk is organized right now?
yup yup. well, except for the sprite can.

4. Do you alphabetize CDs, books, and DVDs, or does it not matter?
not anymore. but my gamecube games are put in the order they were bought.

5. What's the hardest thing you've ever had to organize?
CDs. i did the alphabetizing thing before.

Saturday, May 10, 2003 | 2:44 p.m.

someone wrote this haiku
ode to wingdboi:

"*sigh**raises feather*

*blank stare**nods head**shifty eyes*

we love you *cringes*

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Friday, May 09, 2003 | 11:10 p.m.

Innocent

What's your sexual appeal?
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Friday, May 09, 2003 | 11:07 p.m.

my brain (as little as it is) is going to ooze out.

Thursday, May 08, 2003 | 6:34 p.m.

Redneck Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Tuesday, May 06, 2003 | 1:23 a.m.

gary**: well...i still need to pack, and I want to wake up early to go for last run on beach before it gets too hot
wingdboi: take more pictures!
gary**: illegal in GA to take photos on Tuesdays...similar to beer laws in CT
wingdboi: mmhmm
gary**: very tough down here
gary**: they will load me in back of one of the rebel flag covered pickups and take me to backwoods
wingdboi: at least they won't lynch ya
wingdboi: unless you got a little TOO tanned
gary**: oh oh
gary**: must show swedish authenticity...I am not black..do not know any such people Mr Duke
wingdboi: hahaha
wingdboi: bet you wish you were still blond, NOW ;-)
gary**: my white girlfriend back home helps me with crossburnings...look at my back
wingdboi: hahahaha
gary**: i have that blond patch on back of head
wingdboi: then i suggest you haul ass to the drug store and highlight highlight highlight!!
gary**: if all else fails I will practice proper way to say "massuh..yes sir, massuh"
wingdboi: hahaha
........
gary**: ok...I am going to bed ...see ya tomorrow
gary**: night sexy jersey model guy!
wingdboi: bah
wingdboi: 'night sunburnt vacation guy
gary**: bah
“gary**” signed off at 1:00:02 AM.

Monday, May 05, 2003 | 5:40 p.m.

i feel like i'm drowning again and i can't be bothered to tread water.

Saturday, May 03, 2003 | 2:30 p.m.

friday five (.org) | may 2, 2003

1. Name one song you hate to admit you like.
'overprotected' - britney spears

2. Name two songs that always make you cry.*
'how to disappear completely' - radiohead
'if you want me to' - ginny owens

3. Name three songs that turn you on.
'what would happen if we kiss' - meredith brookes
'#1 crush' - garbage
'you look so fine' - garbage

4. Name four songs that always make you feel good.
'pagan poetry' - bjork
'where happiness lives' - magnet
'something's always wrong' - toad the wet sprocket
'god loves you' - jaci velasquez

5. Name five songs you couldn't ever do without.
'something's always wrong' - toad the wet sprocket
'harm of will' - bjork
'there there' - radiohead
'fade into you' - mazzy star 'i will rest in you' - jaci velasquez

*mazzy star's 'fade into you', bjork's 'harm of will' and plumb's 'phobic' also make me cry.

Friday, May 02, 2003 | 2:53 p.m.

link: cnn.com - girl sues to be lone valedictorian.

....*kicks the spoiled girl right in the nuts*

people have much bigger issues. you're already accepted in top schools. shut the fuck up!

Friday, May 02, 2003 | 12:00 p.m.

well, you can take off the condom, clean up and call me in the morning because i am fucked!

yet another month of late rent! please make it STOP!! i'm so tired of dealing with this shit. i have like 16 bucks in my wallet and that's it. i want to just crawl back under the covers.