Sunday, March 30, 2003 | 3:06 p.m.

gary**: i wonder if when you are surrounded by iraqi soldiers firing missiles and chemical weapons..and you are taking them down one by one..does "don't ask don't tell" come in to play ? If at that point..you say "oh by the way, I amg gay" do they throw you out of the tank?
wingdboi: no. they just push you to the front of the line
gary**: lol

Tuesday, March 25, 2003 | 2:06 a.m.

link: the homeless guy blog

someone posted this on craigslist's open forum. i checked it out and liked it. i bookmarked it but i never remember site i've bookmarked unless i blog it.

Tuesday, March 25, 2003 | 1:11 a.m.

i find it hard to believe that someone could fall in love with me. i guess because i never feel worthy of their love.

Monday, March 24, 2003 | 5:40 p.m.

link: craigslist | 'hate fox news? like blowjobs? - w4m

If you hate FOX News and if you like blowjobs and
if you are available tomorrow between 5 am and 9 am,
I have a proposition for you.


Please tell me what you think about Fox News, blow jobs, and
indicate whether or not you are available tomorrow at 5 am.

....bizarre.

Monday, March 24, 2003 | 12:57 a.m.

*whoa-damn!

* -michael moore's oscar moment. i was actually flinching. i knew he would've done something like that. it was scary/good. also loved susan sarandon's peace sign and adrien brody's speech add-on. very nice.

Saturday, March 22, 2003 | 1:40 a.m.

so i'm playing animal crossing (because i'm an addict) and i kept talking to rhoda and then she said:

"what? what was that? because it sounded an AWFUL lot like you annoying me, and i just hate the sound of that."

....and i'm wishing there was a 'what the fuck is your problem, biatch' or 'fuck you! fuck you and the high stinking horse you rode in on!' option in the game.

Saturday, March 22, 2003 | 1:37 a.m.

friday five (.org) | march 21, 2003

1. If you had the chance to meet someone you've never met, from the past or present, who would it be?
david sedaris .....or sarah jessica parker.

2. If you had to live in a different century, past or future, which would it be?
future. probably in the 31st century. see how much more dependent we become on technology.

3. If you had to move anywhere else on Earth, where would it be?
australia.

4. If you had to be a fictional character, who would it be?
samus aran from the metroid series.

5. If you had to live with having someone else's face as your own for the rest of your life, whose would it be?
tracy chapman's face.

Friday, March 21, 2003 | 11:28 p.m.

husani: the father of one of the chopper guys
husani: showed a pic of his son and said "mr bush, this is your fault, i blame you for the death of my only son"
wingdboi: *switches to cnn*
wingdboi: ooh man
wingdboi: *sigh*
husani: how about the non-military iraqis that you KNOW have been killed
husani: where's the special on them?
wingdboi: uh ...they're not american. we don't care about them
husani: oh right, i forgot
wingdboi: this is OUR time. yes, OUR. i live in jersey, i would pay taxes if i could. this is OUR time. we bombed those bastards. we showed them who has the bigger penis!!
husani: HELL YEA!!!!!!
husani: WHAT NOW, YOU SMALL-DICKED SAND NIGGERS?!
wingdboi: hahahhahaha
wingdboi: hahaha are you trying to choke me?! hahahaha
husani: LOL

Friday, March 21, 2003 | 9:22 p.m.

david hackworth is a smug asshole who makes me sick to my stomach.

thank you and good night.

Friday, March 21, 2003 | 7:07 p.m.

so it's like 9pm. you're at home. maybe you're watching 'will & grace' or some movie on hbo. it's dark and then you hear this loud bang. it can't be thunder because you checked weather.com earlier and saw no mention of a storm. you look out of your window and you see fire ...oh and smoke ...you hear more loud bangs. your city's being bombed into the ground. this can totally fuck up your weekend now.

Friday, March 21, 2003 | 7:02 p.m.

i am soooooo fuckin sick of hearing the words 'shock and awe'. who the hell thinks up shit like that anyway? ugh!

Thursday, March 20, 2003 | 10:36 a.m.

link: the dog island.com

this is some fucked up shit right here, yo. why does the first photo look so 'jurrasic park'? and why is that one dog wearing a red collar given to him by 'the man'? and where are the photos of some of the dogs tearing apart a rabbit?

and check this out. she placed an ad on craigslist about the apartment she's offering.

Monday, March 17, 2003 | 8:03 p.m.

*ooooooooh fuck!

* -watching cnn.

Sunday, March 16, 2003 | 12:44 a.m.

sam in cali**:: You know what would be horrible?
sam in cali**:: If you were getting on a horse from the side... putting your foot in the stirrup... and the horse fell over on you.
sam in cali**:: I don't know why I thought of that... it would be a good scene in an anime.
sam in cali**:: Comic relief.
wingd_pony: hahahaha

Saturday, March 15, 2003 | 10:55 p.m.

so. mark's gone to miami for a week. i have the whole place to myself. i don't get him though. he didn't tell me until (after he asked my opinion on swimwear) i saw him with a suitcase walking past my room. after living together for almost two years, he still feels he doesn't need to tell anyone where the fuck he's going. not that he has to tell me. but it's somewhat common decency, no?

anyway, i'm cleaning the entire apartment. listening to bjork, volume up, cleaning the apartment. i love cleaning when mark's not here. maybe because the place stays clean much longer so i feel what i've really accomplished.

the weather's pretty good. so glad it's warming up. tomorrow is supposed to be awesome. i'm thinking of setting out for inspiration then. and i might check out this thing in brooklyn.

gary has work and probably a hellish weekend. i probably won't see him until tuesday.

Friday, March 14, 2003 | 2:06 a.m.

mmmmm. blogging feels sooooo ....uuuh ....good. yeah. you like that, don't you!

Friday, March 14, 2003 | 2:00 a.m.

friday five (.org) | march 14, 2003

1. Do you like talking on the phone? Why or why not?
i don't. hurts my ear after a while. and people are usually annoying over the phone for some reason. it also takes away from whatever else i'm doing.

2. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
eric. about stupid work stuff.

3. About how many telephones do you have at home?
one cordless.

4. Have you encountered anyone who has really bad phone manners? What happened?
yes. he hung up right after he came. the bastard! :)

5. Would you rather pick up the phone and call someone or write them an e-mail or a letter? Why or why not?
depends. i do prefer email in a way though. i express myself better some times in my writing.

Monday, March 03, 2003 | 4:47 p.m.

You are an angel.
What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox