Saturday, November 30, 2002 | 10:10 p.m.

link: w4m | very beautiful ex-nun looking for understanding and warmth

"I was an exceptional pretty girl and my mother put me through a very heavy schedule of child modeling before I went into convent."

....the poor thing, eh.
i find it hard to believe this ad is real. too many 'big stupid male thinking with his penis' elements.

- ex-nun: makes people assume the person's starved for sex.
- very VERY beautiful as stated so many times.
- former child model
- top heavy

if it is real, i really hope she finds that person that's near impossible since everyone will respond with the sole purpose of getting in her pants. i think if she really wanted to meet someone to 'just hug me warmly all night long', she could've done with leaving out the parts about having flawless skin and being exceptionally beautiful. naive or full of herself?

Saturday, November 30, 2002 | 12:58 a.m.

"you remember the racoon, hogarth?
*shudder*
....i remember the racoon!

Wednesday, November 27, 2002 | 2:38 a.m.

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i feel like going outside and playing in it. it's all nice and fresh now. piling up. best time to get in it and catch flakes on your tongue. before it's all gross when you wake up. i've finished the work i had to get done. maybe i'll wait another 20 minutes for it to pile up some more and then go out.

Wednesday, November 27, 2002 | 2:32 a.m.

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november snow! woo!

Tuesday, November 26, 2002 | 3:43 a.m.

link: highly illogical

"...bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins! only three feet tall!
bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins! bravest little hobbit of them all!"

Monday, November 25, 2002 | 9:35 p.m.

can you get carpal tunnel syndrome from an electric toothbrush?

Monday, November 18, 2002 | 7:45 p.m.

link: chris coutts' romeo + juliet

....roxor!

Monday, November 18, 2002 | 11:25 a.m.

today's a 'stay away from people. that's right! just leave 'em alone'-kinda day. blah

Monday, November 18, 2002 | 2:36 a.m.

....and who the hell walks around with condoms and lube? humans are scary sometimes.

Monday, November 18, 2002 | 2:31 a.m.

link: missed connection | you: cute chubby white guy, me: husky black guy

"I never thought I'd have sex that hot in the backroom. Fucking you in the ass was incredible and I was impressed that you came prepared with condoms and lube. I wanted to ask you out but figured it wasn't good backroom protocol. I promise I'll ask you out THIS time. Drop me a line."

....hmmm ...but wouldn't this post still break 'backroom protocol'? one has to ponder.

Monday, November 18, 2002 | 2:23 a.m.

Sunday, November 17, 2002 | 5:50 p.m.

how come i've never heard a toilet paper manufacturer use the slogan:
'we're anal about the quality of our paper!'

wouldn't that be an awesome tagline?! i think so.

Friday, November 15, 2002 | 10:37 p.m.

link: black people love us.com

....here's sally and johnny!

Friday, November 15, 2002 | 2:16 a.m.

ugh! does it ever stop?! i mean really. i happen to like the size of my penis. i also don't think i need larger breasts at this time. and you know what? i don't need a loan or car insurance. i don't even have my driver's license! i don't want to see teen girls with farm animals. or teen boys with farm animals for that matter. i weigh one hundred and twelve-fucking pounds. i don't need a diet plan right now, but thanks.

Wednesday, November 13, 2002 | 8:55 p.m.

wingdboi: happy 'grin randomly like an idiot over IM' day
rob**: (aim grinning smiley)
wingdboi: there ya go
wingdboi: how are ya?
rob**: is this a new hallmark holiday?
wingdboi: no. i made it up out of boredom
rob**: well...I think it may catch on
wingdboi: yah. i should spread the word probably

....maybe it should be a whole week

Wednesday, November 13, 2002 | 8:25 p.m.

i'm falling out of 'the zone' and into a weird mood. i don't feel i'm living up to my potential. i don't feel i'm really trying to help myself. i can do more. i know i can. but something's holding me back. ranger or something. because i start to doubt myself and my abilities and then i just fall into the corner and forget about trying.

fuck.

Wednesday, November 13, 2002 | 6:28 p.m.

random chat guy**: hi
wingd_pony: hello
random chat guy**: asl plz
wingd_pony: old enough to hate that question and know the phrase 'fuck off'

Wednesday, November 13, 2002 | 10:40 a.m.

you like to be in constant physical contact with your special someone but you don't want to take things too quickly

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Tuesday, November 12, 2002 | 12:18 a.m.

yah! payback's a bitch, eh?! that was for storming into the apartment that weekend gary was here. i hope you lost your erection hehe!

Saturday, November 09, 2002 | 2:01 p.m.

friday five (.org) | november 8, 2002

1.Did you vote in your last elections?
no.* -i should note that i'm not american

2. Do you know who your elected representatives are?
some *grin*

3. Have you ever contacted an elected representative? If so, what was it about?
yes. i thought i was pregnant with his child?. uh ...no.

4. Have you ever participated in a demonstration?
hmmmmnnnno.

5. Have you ever volunteered in an election? What was the result?
no.

Saturday, November 09, 2002 | 1:03 p.m.

happy -turning into an old bastard and soon needing to be placed in a nursing home, popping viarga and geritol, complaining about my knees and the economy and rock music, saying how many miles i had to walk to school in wind, rain and snow, uphill both ways, using the phrase 'why, when i was a young un', creeping slowly to my grave- birthday to me!

Friday, November 08, 2002 | 12:41 a.m.

Thursday, November 07, 2002 | 4:45 p.m.

random chat guy**: u're full of shit,,if those pics are urs,,u ain't short or fat
wingd_pony: well i pigged out on junk food last night. a LOT of junk food

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random chat guy**: u like older guys?
wingd_pony: yes
random chat guy**: what u find attractive about them?
wingd_pony: same think i find attractive about guys my age they have penises
random chat guy**: so do horses and monkeys
wingd_pony: true hmmm ... maybe i should start dating them

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random chat guy**: u sound like a funny guy
wingd_pony: i try. it was humor or beauty. had to choose one
random chat guy**: lol,,,so u chose humor
wingd_pony: models will sleep with an ugly comedian

Thursday, November 07, 2002 | 12:43 p.m.

only 1 more shopping day left!

Wednesday, November 06, 2002 | 1:02 a.m.

ok ... so mark killed my chances of getting pussy! ugh!

Tuesday, November 05, 2002 | 1:32 p.m.

jeremy**: where does gary live?
wingdboi: connecticut *sigh*
jeremy**: oh my...that was a SIGH
jeremy**: from you?
jeremy**: do i detect...a crush?
jeremy**: a slight crush?
jeremy**: on gary?
jeremy**: ::gasps::
wingdboi: duh?
jeremy**: LOL
jeremy**: and he reciprocates
jeremy**: ??
wingdboi: hello? *lifts shirt* .... 'course he does
jeremy**: LMFAO

Tuesday, November 05, 2002 | 2:44 a.m.

mouse watch:
and then there was none. i'm surprised relm hung on as long as she did. she was moving slowly this morning and i tapped on her cage and she looked up at me. i'll miss her though. a real trouper.

Monday, November 04, 2002 | 1:00 p.m.

link: vote for kickass james' website

....because he's kickass james

Monday, November 04, 2002 | 12:36 p.m.

only 4 more shopping days left!

*grin*

Monday, November 04, 2002 | 11:29 a.m.

*sigh...

* - mix of good and bad.

Sunday, November 03, 2002 | 3:22 p.m.

dave**: hi
wingdboi: how are ya?
dave**: im good thanks and u
wingdboi: ok
dave**: just ok
wingdboi: ok isn't bad
dave**: u should be grrrreat
wingdboi: .... really
dave**: like tony the tiger
wingdboi: uh ...no
dave**: uh yea
wingdboi: everyone knows tony has 'special' frosting on his frosted flakes
dave**: so, just more reason to like him
wingdboi: to be addicted to corn flakes frosted with coke?
dave**: lol

Sunday, November 03, 2002 | 4:12 a.m.

why's everyone scared to sign my guestbook lately? was it something i said? didn't say? am i not coming off self-centered enough?

....ok i'll shut up and go to bed now.

Sunday, November 03, 2002 | 3:58 a.m.

well .... i feel somewhat productive. i was a little bored so i fixed my links and knocked up a little something for flavorpill. it honestly took less than 3 minutes to create but i feel i did ...i dunno .. something i guess.

Sunday, November 03, 2002 | 2:55 a.m.

friday five (.org) | november 1, 2002

1. Were you raised in a particular religious faith?
yes. seventh-day adventist

2. Do you still practice that faith? Why or why not?
tough one. sometimes i do try to observe the sabbath. but really what would my pastor say about me letting a guy stick his tongue down my throat, eh?

3. What do you think happens after death?
i think that's it. ever seen 'terminator 2'? the ending when his circuits get fried and everything goes black. that's it.

4. What is your favorite religious ritual (participating in or just observing)?
i actually do like observing the sabbath or even just trying to. i remember being younger sitting outside with my grandparents star-gazing on friday nights after worship. we would point out the constellations until went to bed.

5. Do you believe people are basically good?
not all of them, no. but i do people if you are you don't change no matter how much you seem to change. our cores remain the same.

Saturday, November 02, 2002 | 3:33 p.m.

only 6 more shopping days left! *

*my birthday