Monday, July 29, 2002 | 7:28 p.m.

Looks like worker productivity went...
< Getalifeorarealjob > 07/29 15:56:38

.......to the shitter......Christ, wingdboi, madmakkem, kitekat,nerdgirl......please add something to the board.....please......maybe some intelligence perhaps..............  

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you need attention and i have some time to kill
< wingdboi > 07/29 16:07:31

so ...here goes.... why don't you get over whatever highschool complex you have about not being in the in-crowd? because that's what it all probably boils down to. one word for you. therapy. it's been proven to work. if you're so much better, why are you here? you should be with your own kind. so why don't you go get drunk and raid a sorority house or hop on the hampton jitney and go mix it up with the other wannabe's?

have a good night :)  

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Friday, July 26, 2002 | 8:40 p.m.

link: salon.com | obese man uses fast food companies

..."they said '100 percent beef.' i thought that meant it was good for you,"

uh ... yah

Thursday, July 25, 2002 | 12:12 a.m.

link: the fast-access faq

got this one from husani

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 | 4:22 p.m.

i hate when i call the office of someone i know really well, maybe even drop by there a lot and the temp (who of course if just doing her job) tries to give me the third degree. sometimes i feel like saying, "step off, bitch!" but i usually settle for something like, "tell tyrone one of his ho's called," "tell him i'm going to kill him?" or "tell him he better not leave the office alone."

they laugh but i'd like to hear them deliver the message.

Tuesday, July 23, 2002 | 2:08 p.m.

i have to make a proposal for this huge-ass text book i have to format. i've never done a proposal before. i don't even know where to start. this is what i have so far:

I will need a quarter of a million dollars in unmarked bills to work on your project. I will need the money in a damp brown paper bag left on the steps outside my building. You will have to do this at exactly 3:00 am Eastern Standard time on Thursday, July 25, 2002. If you cannot complete my request, I will be forced to shred the copy of your manuscript I now hold in my possession. I should point out that this is the corrected copy of the manuscript. To have it shredded would cause great distress to you.

Do not call the police.
Do not contact any immigration officials to have me deported.
Do not call your mother and ask for advice.
Do not hesitate.

Do fulfill this request.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

The Winged One.

Tuesday, July 23, 2002 | 6:35 a.m.

link: macboy.com/switch

got this one from my friend, scott after showing him the last one i blogged.

Monday, Jul. 22, 2002 | 5:05 p.m.

link: ben brown - apple/switch

too fuckin' funny! got the link from jimbo

Sunday, Jul. 21, 2002 | 2:06 p.m.

Sunday, July 21, 2002 | 1:04 p.m.

link: why stick people are extinct

...yes, this could be the end of mankind as we know  it.

Friday, July 19, 2002 | 12:39 p.m.

so true about us scorpios :)

Aries: 'Ok, let's do it again'
Taurus: 'I'm hungry, pass the pizza'
Gemini: 'have you seen the remote'
Cancer: 'When are we getting married?'
Leo: 'Wasn't I fantastic?'
Virgo: 'I need to wash the sheets'
Libra: 'I liked it if you liked it'
Scorpio: 'Perhaps I should untie you now'
Sagittarius: 'Don't call me---I'll call you'
Capricorn: 'Do you have a business card?'
Aquarius: 'Now let's try with our clothes off!'
Pisces: 'What did you say your name was again?'

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Wednesday, July 17, 2002 | 7:41 p.m.

why why why do the guys at the pizza place insist on calling me 'sweetie' when i call to make an order? why!? are these italian guys trying to get me killed? blaaaargh!

Monday, July 15, 2002 | 6:10 p.m.

must ... have ... *gasp ... wheeze ... pant* ... sex!

Saturday, July 13, 2002 | 1:26 a.m.

link: craigslist - missed connection

this one was priceless hehe

Friday, July 12, 2002 | 11:51 p.m.

p.s. - ....and you can take your ibook with you

Friday, July 12, 2002 | 11:50 p.m.

get off your ass and go for a fuckin' walk tomorrow!

Monday, July 08, 2002 | 1:54 p.m.

link: qdb top 50 quotes

cum brownies. yum!

Monday, July 08, 2002 | 12:48 a.m.

Who's Your Movie Sidekick? Find out @ She's Crafty

Monday, July 08, 2002 | 12:31 a.m.

link: craigslist post - hating roommate

thought this was pretty funny. i especially like the post after, asking who the girl was.

Friday, July 05, 2002 | 1:11 a.m.

new entries will be posted at wingdtemp. dating back to march.

Friday, July 05, 2002 | 12:44 a.m.

new look. fuckin' guestbook is messed up though. no idea how to fix it. it's nothing to do with my html. sucks