Tuesday, December 31, 2002 | 6:56 p.m.

"i want a fat black poor and handicapped old single mother lesbian with a high i.q. .....

in the whitehouse."

- pork tornado

Tuesday, December 31, 2002 | 5:30 p.m.

Which incarnation of Kylie are you?

...i have to admit... i like wearing things that show my nipples. niiiiipples! yum!

Tuesday, December 31, 2002 | 3:22 a.m.

...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

Tuesday, December 31, 2002 | 3:14 a.m.

link: elijah wood is very, very gay

got this from ten hehe.

Sunday, December 29, 2002 | 6:09 p.m.

link: missed connection - the hottest man to ever walk into my take-out restaurant

"I've been behind the counter pushing pork fried rices and sweet and sour chickens for many a year and NEVER has a morsel as delectable as yourself wandered into my greasy path. I thought maybe you had gotten lost or something...you were foreign and most likely from a quaint european country...or new zealand...as was your girlfriend who you are obviously enamored with. Why would you even notice the poor soul who put the fortune cookies in your bag and wished there were more General Tso's chicken in the box for you, just for you??? What would it have taken? A free soda?
AH...well, enjoy your vacation and create some beautiful children."

thought this was cute ^^

Sunday, December 29, 2002 | 6:00 p.m.

friday five (.org) |december 20, 2002

1.What was your biggest accomplishment this year?
sad to say but ...getting a new laptop. i don't feel i've accomplished lots.

2. What was your biggest disappointment?
that i still feel i'm in the exact same place i was last year. that's not a good thing and it makes me sad.

3. Will you be making any New Year's resolutions?
yes. this year i didn't really keep 'em. i only practiced guitar a couple times. i stopped because it hurt my hands so much and i need to be able to use my computer. i do know a little more japanese than i did last year but i didn't take lessons like i wanted.

4. Where will you be at midnight? Do you wish you could be somewhere else?
hopefully i'll be with gary at the dock to watch fireworks and i'm sure we'll be able to hear the cheering from times square since it's right across the river.

5. Aside from (possibly) staying up late, do you have any other New Year's traditions?
not really. the kiss at midnight is nice. i'd like to make my own tradition though: after celebrating wherever ...my friends and i leave and go to a diner and have pancakes and then go clubbing maybe. leave in time to watch the first year's sunrise.

Saturday, December 28, 2002 | 2:12 p.m.

*blah-fuck!

* -bad couple of days.

Saturday, December 28, 2002 | 5:15 a.m.

link: pick-up lines - straight to the point

"Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?"

Thursday, December 26, 2002 | 10:36 p.m.

wingd_pony: so how was the trip?
michael**: it was okay
michael**: no cute boys this trip..well they were kinda a cute but they were a couple so
wingd_pony: want me to have one of them killed? ^^;
michael**: no........not worth the trouble
michael**: however...there is a cute guy who sold me a pair of boots on Saturday that you could track down for me and find out if he is single
wingd_pony: store. location.
michael**: Prada.....Fifth AVe between 57th and 56th
michael**: whinces
wingd_pony: description of victim ...er ... boy
michael**: cute cute cute
wingd_pony: hahaha
michael**: about your height
wingd_pony: and you don't want me to kill him, correct?
michael**: but a little stocky...solid build
michael**: shaved head and glasses
michael**: that's right DO NOT KILL HIM
wingd_pony: ok ok ....not even a little roughing up?
michael**: umm...leave that to me okay?
wingd_pony: hahaha

Monday, December 23, 2002 | 11:27 a.m.

so gary got me a game cube. i still can't believe he did that. i mean, i really wanted one but ...damn. i almost couldn't accept it. seriously. almost. the fuckin thing is so little and cute. and little. and cute. and .....
*starts munching on side of gamecube*

Sunday, December 22, 2002 | 3:51 p.m.

you know you're an adult when the first thing you eat for the day is devil's food cake with super chocolatey hot chocolate and no one's around to even say anything.

Sunday, December 22, 2002 | 2:50 a.m.

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by !

Sunday, December 22, 2002 | 12:58 a.m.

link: brian mung.com - evil sheep

funny! also check out the other flims. spaceboy's my favorite.

Saturday, December 21, 2002 | 7:34 p.m.

i feel myself reaching a new level in laziness. like right now ...i want to pee pretty bad. the bathroom is less than 10 steps from my desk chair. and i'm not doing anything of real importance. listening to roy d. mercer mp3s is not terribly important. and then ...i'm taking the time to write this. my bladder's filling up. in less than thirty seconds it'll be BEGGING me to get my ass up and go to the bathroom. but ...until then ...i sit. listening to roy d. mercer say he'll be on someone "...like a rat on a cheeto!"

Saturday, December 21, 2002 | 2:13 p.m.

you know both you and your roommate are in a long term relationship with his girlfriend when you see a box of tampons in the bathroom.

Saturday, December 21, 2002 | 1:59 p.m.

friday five (.org) |december 20, 2002

1.What holiday or holidays do you celebrate this time of year?
christmas

2. What was the best gift you have ever received?
a he-man action figure i was DYING to get when i was a kid. DYING to get. you don't understand! i got lego every year so that wore off after a while. but ....*sigh* that he-man figure....

3. What was the worst gift you've ever given?
herpes? kidding. i don't know. usually if i didn't get to shop, i make something.

4. Where will you be celebrating the holidays? Are you hosting? Going away?
across the hudson river. in new york with my sister. (help me!!)

5. If you could spend the holidays with someone who isn't around, who would it be with? Why?
probably my father. just to see what it's like. i don't remember celebrating anything with him.

Saturday, December 21, 2002 | 1:17 p.m.

vicky**: you know, i dont get.. tons of people swoon over me online and yet i cant find anyone to get with in person
vicky**: whats the deal with that?
wingdboi: it's the 'fuck off' attitude, i think
vicky**: hm.... you may be right
wingdboi: *pets*
vicky**: some guy is sending me money on a weekly basis now
vicky**: apparently i'm his "reason for living"
wingdboi: whaaaaa?
vicky**: *nods*
vicky**: will you please remind me of why i shouldn't get wtih jon
wingdboi: because he's dick dribble?
vicky**: lol

Saturday, December 21, 2002 | 1:06 p.m.

people assume too much. just because i'm black, it doesn't mean i celebrate kwanza or even know what the hell it is. don't think i'll be offended if you don't wish me happy kwanza. that's why i say 'happy holidays'. that covers it all and no one gets hurt.

this after some asshole in a chat room yesterday told me to go pick cotton. i replied that i picked cotton just the other day at the gap. 100% cotton shirts they had on sale.

Saturday, December 21, 2002 | 1:02 p.m.

link: blog - more than donuts

....*homer simpson drool* ....mmmm .... doooonuuuuts

you can't have just one.

Saturday, December 14, 2002 | 6:01 p.m.

talking about the deli guy

sabrina**: hm
sabrina**: well... why dont you see if you have somthing in common?
wingdboi: plus i don't really know him
wingdboi: well ... i like roast beef and he slices it for me
wingdboi: we have THAT
sabrina**: lol

Saturday, December 14, 2002 | 3:21 p.m.

perfect day to stay in bed, listen to classical or 'pot' music and eat cereal. mark invited me to some party later in brooklyn. i'm not going. don't think i feel like being around anyone anyway. he also invited me out to brunch with him and laura about an hour ago. i said no. i might venture out later and see the new bond movie. only five bucks. no popcorn.

Friday, December 13, 2002 | 2:29 a.m.

bjork
harm of will

if there is a troubador washing
it is he
if there is a man about town
it is he
if there is one to be sought
it is he
if there are nine she is
they are bought for me

this way is as is she
and he placed her
unclothed
long long longlegged
on top of the family tree

and if he has chosen the point
while she is under him
then leave her coily placed crouched sucking him
for it is i with
her on knee

i leave her
without pith or feel
and leave her be
leave it be
for he controls what there'll be
he makes his face known to none
for if he is seen
then all will
and all will know
know me